You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress