: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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