at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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