Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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