Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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