I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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