some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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