Your tits are I can't wait for
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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