everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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