I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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