I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
