Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
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first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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