ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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