its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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