There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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