Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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