NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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