question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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