Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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