It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
