i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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I just gift wrapped bread.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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