Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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