so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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