I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Houston, we have a squirter
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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