But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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