Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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