oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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