i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
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