The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Two words: blizzard sex
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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