Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We are all done wearing pants today
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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