The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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