Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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