Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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