I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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