there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Sober January is a disaster.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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