Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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