so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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