Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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