Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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