Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I want to be your penis for a week.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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