dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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