All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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