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• (646): View more from New York

  Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.

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  You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.

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• (310): View more from California

  totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.

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• (310): View more from California

  Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  You're the horniest male I have ever encountered

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  Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.

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