FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Randomize
