I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
