i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..