Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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