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(404): View more from Georgia

I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

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(607): View more from New York

Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?

(607): View more from New York

Nevermind, it's in the dryer.

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(775): View more from Nevada

At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.

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(406): View more from Montana

Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king

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(925): View more from California

she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out

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this was your mom?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Let me tell you the story of bicurious george

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.

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(815): View more from Illinois

You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.

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