Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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