i jhust puked up my retainher.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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