big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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