Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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