let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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