he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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