He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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