I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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