I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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