she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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