i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i will never coherently bang her
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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