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(810): View more from Michigan

Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now

(810): View more from Michigan

But I don't think guys love me

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(+44): View more from England

So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?

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(509): View more from Washington

My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.

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(573): View more from Missouri

We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.

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(904): View more from Florida

Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats

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(701): View more from North Dakota

He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke

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